A guy went to the doctor because of pain in his rectum.
It was discovered that he had a high level of ether in his bloodstream. Apparently his roommate had been using ether on him to knock him out while he, um, had his way with him.Ī guy in the dorms would wake up in the morning feeling sluggish and experiencing abdominal pains. This went on for a week or two before he sought medical attention at Cowell. After the exam the doctor asked the student if he was gay. The doctor seemed puzzled because he explained that the cause of the student’s pains was due to being sodomized on a regular basis. The sluggishness was due to heavy drug use. He returned to his dorm room to discover that his roommate had hastily moved out and had dropped out of school. While searching through the items his roommate had left behind this student discovered a beaker of ether and a rag in a large zip-loc bag.Īs Brunvand notes, this legend has been mentioned in print as far back as 1886, in Richard F. The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night, and it was included in Gershon Legman’s Rationale of the Dirty Joke. (Both tellings involve predators who drug their victims with alcohol.) The story has spread widely in the United States over the last twenty years or so, generally set in military barracks or campus dormitories. Whereas the college version generally ends with the discovery of the perfidy, revenge is almost always exacted on the perpetrator in the military version, either by the soldier acting on his own or with the help of his buddies. The GI is often said to “beat the crap” out of his tentmate upon discovering what he’s been up to. Some tellings of the legend end with the sodomizer dead at the hands of his victim and his victim-turned-killer now serving a life term in Leavenworth.
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How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Send your questions for Stoya and Rich to. I am the guy who did the stupid thing from a hundred overheated online stories: I slept with my straight roommate when we were both drunk. I am the only gay guy (seemingly!) in a shared house of five guys, and this was very much unplanned. I was totally fine with it, and he acted like he was too, but it’s clear he’s not. A month later, I now hear him having loud sex with women regularly, which I definitely never heard before. He’s not hostile, but he won’t really look me in the eye either. The other roommates have asked me if I’ve noticed him acting strangely. Is it wise to bring this up with him, or should I just let it go? Again, I know I am dumb. I think what it means is that neither of you are that interested in using this toy. People don’t procrastinate stuff that they actually want to do. Right now, it sounds less like a fun prospect and more like something that is haunting you like a tell-tale heart under the floorboards. If your weekly routine is indeed perfectly enjoyable, surely this added stimulation isn’t needed.Įxcept it’s coming from your underwear drawer and it really is making noise because you knocked it on the last time you were getting dressed. But if you are genuinely curious and hung up on this thing for practical reasons (and not merely the principle of it burning a hole in your underwear drawer), I think it’s up to you to bring it up. For one thing, you care enough about it to ask a stranger for advice regarding it, and for another, from what I understand, these kind of toys can be way more pleasurable for women (and their clitorises) than for men (though certainly, they get the extra stiffness that the cock ring component provides). In terms of how to actually broach this conversation, pick a time where you’re both sober and can communicate clearly. COLLEGE ROOMMATES FIRST TIME GAY SEX STORIES HOW TO Have the discussion before things have gotten too hot and heavy. Start with something like, “I care about sexual health, and I want to do this as safely as possible.” If you have something to disclose, you can say, “I need to disclose something about my health and give you time to think about it.” Share your boundaries as clearly as possible, and listen to theirs. One last thing: If there’s a Planned Parenthood in your area, or assuming you’re a legal adult, a BDSM or swingers’ organization, you might consider asking for resources from people who want practice navigating these conversations. COLLEGE ROOMMATES FIRST TIME GAY SEX STORIES HOW TO.